it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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