Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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