Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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