Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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