He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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