walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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