Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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