Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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