Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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