I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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