he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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