I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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