no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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