apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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