Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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