How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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