Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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