Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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