So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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