You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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