i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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