Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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