Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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