I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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