So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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