when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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