spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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