I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's never too late to be topless.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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