Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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