just tell him i said nine months
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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