it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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