You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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