I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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