Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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