you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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