ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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