I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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