what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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