We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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