Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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