GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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