i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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