I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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