in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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