is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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