Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Two words: nipple clamps
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