the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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