That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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