An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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