What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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